Time does me on all fronts

I’ve just spent about five hours writing, packaging and mailing a couple of letters. This is exactly why I don’t understand productive people. What’s their secret? How do they get all those things done and still sleep? Hey, James Franco, how do you do it?
Many straight and single men long for girlfriends. Right now, the only thing I long for is my own secretary who runs errands for me so I can concentrate on the important stuff.